Sunday, May 3rd, 2009
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5:55 pm
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Tuesday, January 27th, 2009
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6:57 am
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Things Sydney folks don't know how to do:
1. Do something with themselves when it rains. (It rained on Australia Day. I witnessed an entire city of people milling about with no umbrellas, lost and confused.)
2. Queue.
3. Keep track of when bars close.
4. Run trains on time.
5. Customer service.
Things Sydney folks know how to do well:
1. Relax.
2. Relax with a beer.
3. Relax with a beer while watching cricket or rugby.
4. Live without fear that something will kill them despite evidence and logic.
5. Insane shit like swimming/surfing/diving/snorkeling/surfing/canoeing/jetskiing in the ocean and camping, hiking, climbing, etc.
Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!!
current mood:  amused
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Monday, January 19th, 2009
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1:28 am
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Thursday, November 27th, 2008
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10:37 pm - 2 days late but...
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Happy Birthday Randy! Now you're the age Christ was when he died! Jesus died for my sins. What have YOU done for me lately?!
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Sunday, September 21st, 2008
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11:52 pm
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Saturday, September 13th, 2008
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2:56 am
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She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she's always a woman to me
She can lead you to live
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free
She steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me
Oh, she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh, and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind
She will promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me
She is frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's nobody's fool
But she can't be convicted
She's earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me
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Sunday, July 20th, 2008
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1:11 am - If you don't already know about it...
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Saturday, July 19th, 2008
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11:52 pm - Because I am that bored...
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SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks! Copy and paste this bad boy to your own el-jay. Erase my answers and enter yours. Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things. Nothing made up! You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Mercy
4 LETTER WORD: Mate
BOY NAME: Montoya
GIRL NAME: Mila
OCCUPATION: Manager
A COLOR: Magenta
SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Make up
BEVERAGE: Merlot
FOOD: Mochi
SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: Mirror
A PLACE: Milan
REASON FOR BEING LATE: Menstruation
SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: MUTHAFUCKA!
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Sunday, June 22nd, 2008
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12:20 am - My version of a Proactiv ad
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People always ask me why I have nice skin. I tell them I use Proactiv. They say oh that stuff on TV? And I say yes. And they say but that's just hype. I say, I have nice skin don't I? And they say ok maybe they'll try it. But they never do. It's too much effort to pick up the phone or go online to order it.
The lazy muthafuckas can keep having bad skin for all I care. I'm proactive. That's why I use Proactiv.
;-)
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Sunday, June 15th, 2008
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11:49 pm
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Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
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4:52 pm - FYI
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Today is my 28th birthday.
It's raining and I'm in excruciating pain due to my period. And that sucks.
But I had a party last night. And it was the best party ever. There's a massive bucket full of flowers sitting on my table. I've got a few presents.
There are good people in my life. And my life is good.
Bring on 28! Let's see what it brings.
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Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
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12:17 am
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Tuesday, December 25th, 2007
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11:30 pm - by the way....
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Friday, November 23rd, 2007
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1:21 am
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Happy kill a turkey day! Hope you and yours have the best damn day you could have.
I'm drunk and don't give a shit. Cool how I haven't made a typo or spelling mistake yet.
Screw you, inferior peoples!
I love you and hope you love me.
Love love love.
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Saturday, November 10th, 2007
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12:37 am
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Life is good, provided you look at it from the right angle.
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Wednesday, August 29th, 2007
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10:52 pm
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Sunday, August 26th, 2007
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9:14 pm
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Me and Macaulay Culkin are the same age. I can't figure out if that makes me feel old or young.
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Saturday, August 11th, 2007
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8:29 pm
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6:43 pm
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Sometimes, on a lazy Saturday afternoon, it's nice to turn off the AC and just lie there sweltering.
Maybe I'm weird.
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Sunday, July 29th, 2007
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2:21 pm - The best suicide threat ever...
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